UPDATED VERSION OF THE BALLS SONG...
been with you for a while now
ever since you were born now
back then we were so very small
raisens to prunes you know we are your balls
you know we're your balls
hang like teens in a mall
when you were young
you used some nair and it stung
wrinkled and old
hang too low so we're cold
look at us now
we think we're starting to mold
you know you put us through a lot of stuff
when you play with us you're way too rough
you know our love for you is tried and true
even though you let us stay so blue
you know we're your balls
hang like teens in a mall
when you were young
you used some nair and it stung
now we're wrinkled and old
hang too low so we're cold
look at us now
we think we're starting to mold
remember the hair the first day...
now we have our own toupee...
you know we're your balls
hang like teens in a mall
when you were young
you used some nair and it stung
wrinkled and old
hang too low so we're cold
look at us now
we think we're starting to mold
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Resolutions so Far
Casey Top Ten 2008 Changes
1. Casey will stop acting like an old man (this encompasses a lot of things)
-willing to try new things
-open mind about where to live in the future...(Madison, WI)
-Being more active in general
I have moved from old man to internet junkie... not sure if this is a step up, down or sideways (still working on it)
2. Casey will really make a concerted effort to grow a beard. That is right it is colder than heck in Madison so even if it is patchy it is still hair and hair is warm (right?)
1. Casey will stop acting like an old man (this encompasses a lot of things)
-willing to try new things
-open mind about where to live in the future...(Madison, WI)
-Being more active in general
I have moved from old man to internet junkie... not sure if this is a step up, down or sideways (still working on it)
2. Casey will really make a concerted effort to grow a beard. That is right it is colder than heck in Madison so even if it is patchy it is still hair and hair is warm (right?)
FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was way tooooooooo itchy
3. Casey will go Skiing! Yes you are reading right, after years of protest I think that it is time casey stopped being such a wuss and shredded great pow (that sounds like ski talk)
3. Casey will go Skiing! Yes you are reading right, after years of protest I think that it is time casey stopped being such a wuss and shredded great pow (that sounds like ski talk)
hmm... yeah about this
4. Casey will start going to church again... yeah I know this is not what some may have expected on this list, but to be honest I don't know why I ever stopped going.
4. Casey will start going to church again... yeah I know this is not what some may have expected on this list, but to be honest I don't know why I ever stopped going.
did i mention my church is a golf course, church hasn't opened yet
5. Casey will stop caring so much what others think of him. I have spent the last 2.5 years worrying about the opinions of certain people to the point that I have an ulcer again. No more.
5. Casey will stop caring so much what others think of him. I have spent the last 2.5 years worrying about the opinions of certain people to the point that I have an ulcer again. No more.
still working on this one. Wisc. Casey does a great job, but i'll be damned if MT Casey doesn't show up every once in a while... I get called on it when it happens, and I appreciate that.
6. Casey will actually keep up with this blog thing, I really have the time and now that I am moving clear across the country there is bound to be some new adventures and don't kid yourselves you want to hear about them.
you can read can't you
7. Casey is going to eat more pasta and restaurant food ... actually stop worrying about what he eats so much period. A very smart person has made me realize this thing I have with food is dumb.
DONE, DONE AND DONE... what the hell have I been doing the last few years!
8. Casey will go to a foreign country... again it is time.
in the cards for the summer
9. Casey will keep in better touch with people. I am terrible at this so I will try.
i am trying... jackie and jenn are #1 on this list!
10. Open for suggestions!
hmm... nothing yet! I must be perfect!
10.5 Casey will stop referring to himself in the 3rd person.
6. Casey will actually keep up with this blog thing, I really have the time and now that I am moving clear across the country there is bound to be some new adventures and don't kid yourselves you want to hear about them.
you can read can't you
7. Casey is going to eat more pasta and restaurant food ... actually stop worrying about what he eats so much period. A very smart person has made me realize this thing I have with food is dumb.
DONE, DONE AND DONE... what the hell have I been doing the last few years!
8. Casey will go to a foreign country... again it is time.
in the cards for the summer
9. Casey will keep in better touch with people. I am terrible at this so I will try.
i am trying... jackie and jenn are #1 on this list!
10. Open for suggestions!
hmm... nothing yet! I must be perfect!
10.5 Casey will stop referring to himself in the 3rd person.
I think i should go back to the 3rd person.
Maybe 100?!?!?
okay so this might be the funniest thing I have seen in a while! How can this guy win? Seriously... seriously!
Life Online...
So I was sitting here with Dino and just realized that I live my entire life online... and that is weird. I shop online, look for jobs online, date online (kinda), talk to my friends and family online... NOW GO TO SCHOOL ONLINE! I hate it (kinda) I mean don't get me wrong everyone knows that when it comes to tech nerds I am pretty up there, but this is even bad for me! Anyway, this all kinda started when I was reading for a class on the computer and then realized that my eyes can't take this... I REALLY need a printer... Anyway, not that interesting, but oh well... I made a resolution to start blogging while in WI, and I am going to stick with it. I was going to just do it on Myspace, but myspace has become a little ridiculous! Everyday I get fake requests from like 20 strippers (yes I fall for it every time) not to mention I have some friends that don't really "do" myspace. And obviously they want to read what I have so say!
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